Hi 

So I was thinking about different ways to say hello. This is what I could come up with:

1. Just say 'hello'
2. ay mate
3. whats cracking?
4. how you doing?
5. I'am batman

The question is would you greet Donald Trump with one of these greetings?  I would greet him by wearing a shirt like this:

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